surgeons là gì - Nghĩa của từ surgeons

surgeons có nghĩa là

1. One who does surgery on others.
2. One who goes around yelling "OPERASHUN TIME!", wears a white coat, makes strange hand motions, and carries a scalpel behind one ear.

Example

"The surgeon operatued on me yesterday"
"Watching House made them into a surgeon"

surgeons có nghĩa là

That dude tanisha be fucking with.

Example

Damn bro I didn’t know tanisha was really fucking with that brain surgeon, you think if I got rid of my yee yee ass haircut she’d stop fucking with him.

surgeons có nghĩa là

1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.

2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.

Example

1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.

2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.

surgeons có nghĩa là

A talented snowboarder who uses the edges of his snowboard to make incisions into powder with style and grace.

Example

Dr Cass is a board certified surgeon, you can tell by the perfect incisions made as he rips his way down the mountain.

surgeons có nghĩa là

A surgeon is a doctor that had additional education after medical school so they can cut people up (perform operations) they are more comfortable with patients that are unconscious(under anesthesia) because they lack the ability to communicate well and hate when people don't agree with them. Many surgeons today were cruel to small animals when they were children cutting limbs off little helpless creatures etc. Like many doctors today their primary motivation is money except even more so. They frequently try to set speed records in operations in order to be able to buy a bigger yacht, house, mercedes benz etc. Since the patient was knocked out and doesn't see what happened, when a bad result happens they just blame the patient's "unique physiology." Even though a bad surgeon can mess you up for life and cause horrifying pain and suffering they are nearly impossible to sue due to current laws which hold doctors to a lower standard then any "reasonable" person. In the unlikely event they ever lose their license for malpractice after numerous fuckups, they can just move to another state and start over butchering more people. Surgeon: the perfect occupation for the psychotic individual who wants the power of life and death over helpless patients while laughing all the way to the bank knowing their victims have little to no recourse.

Example

Joe says to Tom "did you hear about Susan?" Tom: "No what happened?" Joe: "She went in to get her tonsils out and the surgeon took off her left breast." Carla to Michelle: "How is David doing after his hernia surgery?". Michelle: "Not good the fucking surgeon didn't use mesh and it tore in three weeks. Then he had another surgery that got infected. He is in constant pain and lost his job and can't work. All because that cheap bastard surgeon tried to "save money" by not using mesh."

surgeons có nghĩa là

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs). The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

Example

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

surgeons có nghĩa là

A Data Surgeon is the pup's nuts of the general population who identify as a Data Scientist. Like the medical profession, a Data Surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary Data Scientists because of their 'life saving' abilities to resuscitate projects. They typically have niche specialties so aren't that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. Data Surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have passed puberty often support a beard of some sort. They have also been known to sniff their own farts.

Example

Bryon: "My node in the NOSQL repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. The MapReduce system needs to be re-defined. I'm going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the clusters. " Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "

surgeons có nghĩa là

A doctor who treats disease, or deformity with operative methods to physically change body tissues. It's not a person who doesn't take selfies unlike what the fucking Fine brothers tell you.

Example

"My surgeon told me I need a penectomy. Goodbye, buddy!"

surgeons có nghĩa là

with surgeon like skill...

Example

if i were a blind man my vision reduced to nil i would cut my eyes from my skull with surgeonic skill..

surgeons có nghĩa là

A doctor who cuts infected organs out of a body. It's not a person who hasn't taken a selfie despite what the fucking Fine Bros tell ya.

Example

"My surgeon told me I need a penectomy. Goodbye, buddy!"