jersey shore có nghĩa làA terrible show about a large group of turds. ExampleTurd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman? Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche? Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?jersey shore có nghĩa làwhen a male unexpectedly hits a female extremely hard ExampleGuiseppe jersey shored that bitch at the bar last night.jersey shore có nghĩa làdefinitely ONLY a term used by bennies... trash leaving, traffic jamming, loud, seaside-tony, not-LONO, bennies. ExampleHey did you hear them dumb bennies say they're "going to the jersey shore today"?jersey shore có nghĩa làif you live in jersey its just the shore, its only called by the jersey shore by out-of-staters that want to talk trash about it. (and i personally say they should go back to their "beaches") Example(jersey girl) "yo im going down the shore to get with some hotties"(girl from another state) "ew the jersey shore? thats disgusting" (jersey girl) "if it was clean id feel bad throwing beer bottles everywhere" jersey shore có nghĩa làa term that only bennies use to describe the beaches/coastal area of new jersey. no one from the "jersey shore" actually calls it that. instead we say we are 'going to the beach'; not 'down the shore' or 'to the shore'. ExamplePennsylvanian/New Yorker/Northern New Jerseyan: Man, I love going to the Jersey Shore, but is it me, or is this traffic terrible?Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny! jersey shore có nghĩa làA large pile of SHIT. Examplelulu: " i watched jersey shore last night" ME: " OH THAT PILE OF SHIT!"jersey shore có nghĩa làThe worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled. ExampleKenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30. jersey shore có nghĩa làa sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion Examplebrah 1: hey man how was your night last night?brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker? brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried jersey shore có nghĩa làA whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel. ExamplePretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away) witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on? jersey shore có nghĩa làPretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed! Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL. ExampleThis is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously. Jwoww: I'm bored.Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people. Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks. Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party! Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up. 5 minutes later... *Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.* And next morning... *Snooki is on the phone with her boyf. Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that? Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything? |